Jonas, you’re a VP of Personnel!

People person? You? Absolutely! That’s why you’d make a perfect VP of Personnel. You really get what makes people tick, and you’re an expert at navigating even the most complex interpersonal relationships. A natural counselor, you know just what to say in every circumstance — “tact” could be your middle name. No one’s better at handling potentially sticky situations. Plus, you’ve got a great sense of fun, which means you’d really get a kick out of planning morale-boosting activities and parties. It’s all part of your creative, outgoing nature. You really like making people happy and turning wherever you are — home or office — into a happy place to be. No doubt about it, there’s a promotion in your future. So keep up the good work!

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Jonas, your coffee drink is Spicy.

Hey, hot stuff! You always know how to have a good time. That’s why your coffee counterpart is a spicy drink that can give a little extra kick to any day. It’s clear you’ve got sass and style, and you don’t mind showing it off.

Fun and full of energy, you can’t stand to sit still for too long. Friends love inviting you to parties because they know you’ll be the first one on the dance floor…and the last to leave it. Heck, it’s just not a party until you get there. Sure sounds like it to us. Keep spicing things up!

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What Your Choice in Colors Says About What You’re Like in Love?

Jonas, when you reveal your true colors in love, you’re a Caring Partner

You value the special bond love can create and are likely to seek out someone who cherishes that deep connection too. Whether single or in a relationship, you’re a compassionate person who cares about others. This strong people-sense makes you more skilled than most at understanding individuals’ differences and reading others’ moods. Above all, you’re looking for a steadfast, loyal partner who you can trust to stand by you in good times and bad.

Paranoid: 74% (49%)
Schizoid: 42% (53%)
Schizotypal: 58% (53%)
Antisocial: 74% (47%)
Borderline: 26% (47%)
Histrionic: 38% (43%)
Narcissistic: 82% (41%)
Avoidant: 18% (39%)
Dependent: 34% (37%)
Obsessive-Compulsive: 70% (40%)

from SimilarMinds.com
Ratings enclosed in parentheses are the average web ratings.

Which File Extension are You?

Which OS are You?

Jonas, your Key Motivator, the thing that really drives you to success in life, is Connection.

Based on your answers about values, past behaviors, and internal priorities, we can tell you are most fulfilled when you’re interacting with others. You connect to the world through your connections with people. For this reason, you seek social attention and are apt to join groups and organizations, either formal or informal.

You, more than others, look for ways to belong to a group, to have fun, to care for others, and occasionally, to be the center of attention. You thrive when you see the opportunity to interact with friends, colleagues, and family, and you tend to want to soak up everything you can about people and relationships. Perhaps it’s because you recognize that learning about interpersonal dynamics will, in turn, make you a better person — more caring, more empathetic and more honest with yourself.

Jonas, you follow your heart when it comes to success.

You’re an impassioned individual who just can’t suppress your ideals. You’ve got a strong sense of right and wrong, and want to let people know when they’ve crossed the line. Sure, there are times when you sit back to hear both sides of an argument. But people had better stay out of the way when your fiery passions take hold.

But just because you can be a bit of a rebel with a cause, it doesn’t mean you’re incapable of being understanding and compassionate. It’s because you’re so invested in your ideas and interests that you can work so tirelessly toward your goals and speak up for what you believe in. So keep pouring your heart into it. With conviction like yours, you’re sure to succeed!

Your music match is a Cool Indie Songster

Have you got the remedy? It seems like you do. And like your music match, Jason Mraz, you’ve got a calm and collected way about you that usually makes people think of you as mature. It doesn’t hurt that you’re also a smarty.

Following along to someone else’s song and dance? Not you. You’re no copycat. You bring your own unique style to whatever you do whether it’s your look, hobbies, interests, or outlook on life. Wherever you go, you prove that being yourself is the hottest thing around. And that’s sure to be a hit with any crowd.

Holy smokes, you’ve got X-RAYVISION! Your answers show a keen sense of insight, coupled with a piercing mind. Okay, so you may not be able to see through brick walls — not yet, anyway. But you probably enjoy looking beneath the surface of things and reading between the lines.

Your X-ray vision lets you see things others can’t, making you good at reading people’s motivations, solving mysteries of all kinds, or maybe just finding misplaced car keys. You’ve got the gift, so if you haven’t started using it, it’s high time you did. Just think of the benefits: You could really start undressing people with your eyes. Winning lottery tickets and grand prize soda-bottle caps will be effortlessly revealed to you. So start practicing!

All superheroes know that developing your powers begins with mental training. To start honing your X-ray vision, try looking for the hidden meaning in things. Read old English poetry. Do crossword puzzles. Think metaphorically. Once you’ve trained your mind, you’ll be ready to instruct the eyes. Start with gauzey fabrics, then move on to semi-transparent glass. Keep at it, and you’ll be seeing through concrete slabs in no time. Good luck!