Jonas, you’re a VP of Personnel!

People person? You? Absolutely! That’s why you’d make a perfect VP of Personnel. You really get what makes people tick, and you’re an expert at navigating even the most complex interpersonal relationships. A natural counselor, you know just what to say in every circumstance — “tact” could be your middle name. No one’s better at handling potentially sticky situations. Plus, you’ve got a great sense of fun, which means you’d really get a kick out of planning morale-boosting activities and parties. It’s all part of your creative, outgoing nature. You really like making people happy and turning wherever you are — home or office — into a happy place to be. No doubt about it, there’s a promotion in your future. So keep up the good work!

If you got VP of Sales:

You’re what they call a “closer” — a seal-the-deal person with a can-do attitude. Charming and charismatic, you can talk anybody into doing anything. In other words, you’d make a perfect VP of Sales. Your focus and positive outlook make you a natural at convincing others to see your point of view. And not only are you extroverted and friendly, you know how to finesse any situation so you come out ahead. That’s because you can schmooze with the best of them when the situation calls for it. Trust us, that’s a good thing. The world will never stop needing people who can make things happen. No doubt about it, there’s a promotion in your future. So keep up the good work!

If you got CEO:

If you’d been born in 1700s France, chances are you would have led the revolution and stormed the Bastille. And if you’d been an early American colonist, we’re pretty sure your name would have wound up on the Declaration of Independence. That’s because you’re a passionate visionary at heart — a CEO waiting to happen. You definitely like to be in control of your own destiny, and you have no trouble convincing others to believe in your dreams, too. Confident, motivated, and committed, you’ll work tirelessly to achieve your goals. That’s why you’d be great at running a company; we can just picture you inspiring your employees to greatness. No doubt about it, there’s a promotion in your future. So keep up the good work!

If you got Art Director:

Suit, schmuit. For you, work isn’t about power lunches and hostile takeovers. You’re all about creativity and inspiration. That’s why you’d be an ideal Art Director. We can just picture you at a draft table or computer, cooking up the perfect logo or layout. Passionate and imaginative, you’re better than anyone at coming up with ingenious solutions to difficult problems. (And at making them look great!) You’ve got artistic flare and then some, and you’re a pretty darn good leader, too. Nothing’s more exciting than brainstorming with a group of talented, creative people and seeing a project take shape, right? No doubt about it, there’s a promotion in your future. So keep up the good work!

If you got CFO:

Okay, time to confess: You’ve always loved that Randy Newman song “It’s Money That I Love,” haven’t you? Don’t worry — that’s not a problem. In fact, it actually gives you an advantage in this bottom-line-focused rat race. Not to mention that it makes you an ideal CFO. Chief financial officers are all about money, from accounts payable to petty cash. Since you’re detail-oriented and a consummate perfectionist, you’d be great at making sure all the columns on the spreadsheet add up right. Minding the books is hard work, but you love a challenge. Who knows? If this works out, you could end up like Scrooge McDuck and have a giant money bin to swim in. (Mind if we come over for a dip?) No doubt about it, there’s a promotion in your future. So keep up the good work!

If you got Consultant:

Guess what? You’re not meant to be an executive at all. Nope. With all its clock-punching and cubicles, the corporate world is no place for you. You’d be much better off as an independent consultant. Since you’re self-motivated and ambitious, you’d have no trouble keeping yourself busy. And best of all, you’d be your own boss. No one but you would get to determine your hours and priorities. Of course, the freelance/consultant life is a little risky — there’s no guarantee of a steady paycheck, and you’ll have to deal with benefits on your own. But we think your love of freedom and flexibility outweigh any negatives to make this the perfect path for you. Here’s hoping it works out!

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If you got Correspondence Technician:

Okay, we have to ask — what are you doing taking this test? Because from your answers, it doesn’t look like you’re gunning for the big corner office right now. Heck, you’re not even interested. But since everyone deserves a title, here’s yours: Correspondence Technician (or Mailroom Master, if you like that one better). Yep, that’s right — you’re meant for the mail room. But, knowing you as we do, we don’t think that’s going to be a problem. You’re a laid-back, cheerful person who’s not into the whole ambition thing. Why should you put in 10- or 12-hour days busting your butt for someone else’s bottom line? You just want to be able to pay the rent, with enough left over for a little fun, of course. Work isn’t your main priority in life; life is. Which is fine with us. As long as you’re happy, we’re happy. Enjoy!

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