I have not found the essence of my mathematics skills on my present job. But at least for this hyperbolic humor, I finally got the sense of them. Thanks to the 12 Mathematics units of College Algebra, Trigonometry and Calculus that deals with differentials and integrals plus additional 6 units of Computer Science’s Numerical Method.

Below is the snippet, most geeky yet funny sections, of the post:

(1) Today you should stay in bed and catch some Z‘s. Stay horizontal and sleep like a log. This complete lack of activity will mean a minimum of stress, but it is also a product of the power you have.

(2) Today life will throw you a curve. You and a loved one will diverge, and the distance will feel empty. Though you will see her less, her existence proves your perfect friendship is in a separate category. Don’t let it make a difference.

(3) On the surface, today will seem like an irrational day, continuously full of problems. The constant chaos will be far from ideal. But the day will be less negative and more normal than it first appears. Stay to your regular routine and minimize variation.

You can read the full geeky article in Mathematical Horroscope.