Originally written by Xxoozero in his Shoutwire. You can check this out through his 9 Reasons To Become An Evil Villain.

According to the 6th reason: You don’t have to worry about anyone killing you.

Evil Villains simply cannot be killed. People may think you are dead but you will secretly be lounging in an easy chair on your secret desert island hideout planning your next caper. The only way you can be taken out is by another villain eviler than yourself who will subsequently take over your identity and continue upon your path of world domination.

My shout out: In Philippine telenovelas, the villains (less cases for the protagonists) were killed and permanently kicked out in the soap when the actor or actress portraying is misbehaving off-cam such as attitude problems and unprofessionalism. True villain-hood in his blood, huh! Or if a new TV project is coming up for the said artists is another case.

From his 4th reason: Hot chicks dig evil guys.

You never see an evil villain with a busted ass woman. Sure, they may be dirty, rotten, and out to steal your empire, but you can always kill them if they get out of hand. Studies show that breasts of women who hang out with evil guys are an average of two cups bigger than the nice dudes chicks. Studies don’t ever lie.

My shout out: Except for James Bond.

And the greatest reason why I prefer to be a villain most of the times is that You get to dress how you want.

You never have to wear a suit and tie again. You can even dress in the most outrageous outfits while demanding the world bow to your demands and no one will even make the slightest of snide comment. This could have something to do with the fact that you can kill anyone you want and can’t be killed back. Remember, no one ever made fun of Magnetos helmet…

Here in our office, we, the villains, are the headturners among the geeky good ones. Ruffles, laces and off-shoulders are very very evident for the villainesses while licensed-to-kill pointed shoes and raised hairstyles for the evil men.