The sequel of the post Foreign Films Tagalized

1. He’s Just Not That Into You – Tablado
2. Mamma Mia! – Inay Ko Po!
3. Spiderman – Gagamboy
4. Spiderman 2 – Gagambino
5. Spiderman 3 – Gagagambi Madrigal
6. Speed Racer – Johanna Jesh
7. Bolt – Volta
8. Sleepless In Seattle – Call Center Agent, Nagkakape
9. Taken – May Syota
10. Watchmen – Bantay Tanod
11. Monsters Vs. Aliens – Mga Biyenan Laban Sa Kapwa Biyenan
12. Angels And Demons – Mga Asawa Natin At Kanilang Mga Nanay
13. I Love You, Man – Mahal Kita, Pare
14. 17 Again – Daisy Syete Season 2
15. The X-Files: I Want to Believe – Mga Dating Salansan: Maniwala Ako
16. Cloverfield – Balintawak
17. Street Kings – Pulis Oyster
18. Transporter – Tagalako
19. Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy – Gabay Ng Mga Sabit Sa Kalawakan
20. I Am Legend – Ako Ang Alamat
21. Alvin and The Chipmunks – Si Albin at Ang Mga Mongheng Kuripot
22. In The Name of The King – Sa Ngalan ni FPJ
23. The Bucket List – Tanong Nang Tanong
24. John Tucker Must Die – Kailangan Mamatay Ni Juan Katchupoy
25. Boogeyman – Taong Sipon
26. Rambo – Tsinelas
27. National Treasure: Books of secrets – Pambansang Yaman: Libro Ng Mga Chismax
28. The Dark Knight – Kadiliman ng Gabi
29. Iron Man – Taong Plantsa
30. The Horse Whisperer – Ang Tsismosang Kabayo
31. X-Men, The Last Stand – Mga Dating Lalaki, Huling Tinayuan
32. Charlie and The Chocolate Factory – Nagtrabaho Si Charlie Sa Goya
33. Saturday Night Fever – Sabado ng Gabi, May Trangkaso
34. The English Patient – Ang Pasyenteng Inglesera
35. Transformers – Balimbing
36. White Chicks – Sisiw Na Puti / Balot Sa Puti
37. 50 First Dates – Laging Basted
38. Borat – Manoy
39. Blood Diamond- May Bisita Si Misis
40. Definitely, Maybe – Siguradong Ewan
41. Die Hard – Hindi Mamatay-matay
42. Die Hard, With A Vengeance – Hindi Na Mamatay-matay, Naghiganti Pa
43. Catch Me If You Can – Habulin Mo ‘Ko
44. A Bug’s Life – Ang Buhay ng Isang Surot
45. Die Another Day – Mamatay Ka Uli Bukas
46. The Rock – Ang Shabu
47. Jaws – Panga
48. Dante’s Peak – Ang Bumbunan Ni Dante
49. Legends of the Fall – Ang Kasaysayan ng mga Lampa
50. The Forgotten – Ewan

It’s first day high! Pasukan na naman! I was able to feel the morning rush with the students as they flock to the University Belt. On Thursday, I’m going to attend my first class. It starts 6 pm that I need to rush from work. I’m excited than negative about it.

Actually, my post is about this notebook that I bought yesterday at SM Sta. Mesa. Theory of Computation and Advanced Operating Systems introduce and re-present bunches computer science terms. So better get ready. Furthermore, I need to list my daily food intake as instructed. I recently enrolled to a gym and my goal is to gain weight and muscle.

The notebook cover is titled ‘No I.D. No Entry.’ by Stradmore. It is a collage of ID cards of fictional student names enrolled to fictional Philippine universities. Here are my new classmates:

• From Philippine School of Bulakbol and Awting, Sam Ting Wong
• Hugo First of Far Employment University
• Isaiah Prayer of Pamantasan ng Lungsod ng Makalangit
• From Deftone School of Music, James Band
• Luis Buiton of Arneo De Manila University
• Hugh Mungus, a BS Nutrition student
• Hope Leslie Ynlav
• Mercedez Benzon
• Will Yashadup of Ragnarok Training University
• Ella Fant of Samsong University
• Sue Permann
• Joe Kerr
• Bill Clint Ong of Tambayan Institute of the Philippines
• From International Discipline Institure of Teaching (I.D.I.O.T.), Justin Case
• Barbie Dahl
• Magic Tiongson, a Physical Education student
• Joe King of Shrek’s Beauty Institute
• Xavier Breth
• From La Consumisyon University, Jack N. Jill
• Maricris Mass of Sunbucks Barista Company
• Faye Kinnitt, BA Acting student, of Tech No Logic Institute
• Dan Druff, BA Hair Styling
• Jack Stone, BS Gaming
• From College of Wizardry and Sorcery of Harry Potter Magic School, Ken Knott Sy
• Anne Lee Mitex, Information Technology student of College of Text Messaging
• Lucinda Hedd of University of the Ease
• Maggie Zeen
• Juan Toothree of Our Lady of Lourdes College
• Tom Cruz of School of Hardcores
• From Kikay Institute, Faye Slift
• From Mental Block University, Watson Yurmind
• Earl E. Byrd, Forestry student
• From De For Sale University, Princess Cheung Go, a BS Zoology student
• Henny Thots
• Cora Nairy, Hotel & Restaurant Management student
• Dale E. Bredd of University of Maynila
• Candice B. Love
• Anna Rexiya
• Colin Sick, a Social Science student
• Max E. Mize, BS Counter Terrorist of Counter Strike School of the Philippines
• Meeshee Elliot, BS Nursing of A.W.A. Nursing Institute
• Bill Ding, Mass Communication student, former Architecture
• Mike Raffone, BS Videoke Engineering
• From Battle Realms Academy, Neal Doune
• and from Facial Foundation Academy, Rosie Cheeks.

It’s Cool School!

I think everything was conceptualized by Carlo Andro Mabugay of University of Philippines – the only close-to-reality identity in the collage of colleges.

I forgot to bookmark what Jango had showed me before. It’s his friend’s Multiply album showcasing both funny shop names and misspelled signs captured on a camera. What I remembered is this particular beauty parlor. So I Google-d it as hard as I could but I can’t find that page. Luckily, this blog popped out and enumerated more.

Here are the top 10 most creative brand names of shops and restaurants in the Philippines according to my taste. Let’s shop and laugh until we drop.

• 10. Res | Toe | Run – where you can choose a line of popular international brand names of shoes. They’re not edible though.
• 09. There are two competing lugawans (or restaurants that specializes on rice porridge) located at Plaridel, Bulacan. Both of them have initials L.A. The restaurants are called Lugawan ni Abel and Lugawan ni Adan. According to the rural legends, the son came first before his dad. And that son tastes better than his dad. Wehehe. I never tried Lugawan ni Adan so I can’t compare the two. See #03 for similar themed brand names.
• 08. Jaribi – Teriyaki Boy meets Jollibee. Pinoy fastfood with a taste of Japan.
• 07. Summa Cun Laundry – A very intelligent idea. It’s a laundry shop located at UST area.
• 06. and 05. I don’t know if this pair is another competing brands. Do they exist in the first place? Overload yourself with caffeine and order Venti-sized drinks at Cafe Fizzle and Cafe Findot. I’ll take a franchise of Cafe Fizzle if it really exists. Enjoy it while it’s hot!
• 04. Petness First, which is a spin-off from the popular gym called Fitness First, may not be the first in the list but it’s the cutest. I’ve seen this one on ABS-CBN’s comedy show That’s My Doc wherein Bayani Agbayani with his gorilla pet partner owning the petness club.
• 03. Lutong Bahay, a carinderia bukas sa mga Iskolar ng UP Diliman na gustong kumain, doesn’t make it to my list. However, it’s rival, Lutong Kapitbahay holds on to my list. ‘Yun bang hindi na nga pinag-isipan yung Lutong Bahay however the copycat pushes it well. Some time at my freshie years, my blockmates only had two choices, LB or LKB. LB serves delicious food than Kapitbahay’s but the latter’s airconditioned house makes the lunch delectable.
• 02. Coatable Coats – I saw it on Ratified.org. The blog is not selling coats but if someone would only buy the name, the business will be a blast! Coat me on that!
• 01. Cut ‘n Face – The one with the last recall! It’s the thing that I searched in Google and ended up with Lou’s list. Control+C and Control+V can never be this fun and funny. Swak talaga sa mga parlorista who offer hair and facial care services.

Panalo!

Updates:
I spotted these new brand names just recently -

• Fae Fone – a booth for cellphone accessories
• Inn Ka Here – for short time residence needs
• Le-Sil Montessori School – san ka pa? Sounds like La Salle na, Montesorri pa!
• Hurry Cutter – sensya, bumenta sa akin!
• Pick-A-Chew – fishball-an… aliw

Since I can’t get enough of The Singing Bee of ABS-CBN 2, I present you what could a contestant sing in that game show. Laugh trip! Updated from the original article “Cheap Song Hits”.

Newest Addition

Total Eclipse Of The Heart by Bonnie Tyler
We’re living in a pyrotech and givin off sparks.
We’re living in a powder keg and giving off sparks.

You Give Love A Bad Name by Bon Jovi
You Give Love a Brand Name
You Give Love A Bad Name

Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen

Scallaboosh, Scallaboosh, will you do the banned tango?
Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?

Classic

Nothing’s Gonna Change My Love For You by Glenn Medeiros

Nothing’s gonna change my love for you… You know naman my love how much I love you…
[or]
Nothing’s gonna change my love for you… Auto-load my love how much I love you…
Nothing’s gonna change my love for you… You ought know by now how much I love you…

Thumbthumping by Chumbawumba

I get knocked down by an elephant, my mommas’s gonna bring me down…
[or]
I get no thumb, but it grew up again…
I get knocked down, but I get up again…

Original Post

Superman by Five for Fighting

Understand to fly… I’m not denying…
I can’t stand to fly… I’m not that naive

Cruisin’ by Gwyneth Paltrow and Huey Lewis

Let the music stay confined… then release and you’ll be fine…
Let the music take your mind… just release and you will find

Greatest Love of All by Whitney Houston

I decided long ago, never to walk with Edu Manzano….
I decided long ago, never to walk in anyone’s shadow

Cry by Mandy Moore

A walk to remember, it was late afternoon!
I’ll always remember, it was late afternoon

All My Life by K-Ci and Jojo

Supposed to be you’re like my mother, supposed to be you’re like my sister
Close to me you’re like my mother… close to me you’re like my sister

Where’s The Love by Black Eyed Peas

People killing, people flying, children hurt a living, crying…
People killing, people dying; children hurt and you hear them crying

Leaving On A Jet Plane by John Denver

So kiss me and smaffle me…
So kiss me and smile for me…

My Boo by Usher & Alicia’s

It started when we were younger you were nine…
It started when we were younger you were mine

If I Ain’t Got You by Alicia Keys

Some people want tambourines…
Diamond rings!

Baby One More Time by Britney Spears

My only nest is killing me… and I…
My loneliness…

Crush by Jennifer Paige

I-splash, a little crush…
It’s just… a little crush…

Californication by Red Hot Chili Peppers

Viva Californication… .
Dream of Californication…

No Scrubs by TLC

A scrub is a guy who thinks he’s fine but is also known as a bus stop
Buster!

Waterfalls by TLC

Don’t go Jason waterfalls…
Chasin’…

Your Body is a Wonderland by John Mayer

You’re Alice in Wonderland… You’re Alice in Wonderland
Your body is a Wonderland…

Baa Baa Black Sheep, the nursery rhyme

Baa baa black sheep, heavy on the road…
Have you any wool?

With A Smile by Eraserheads

Lift your hand… baby don’t be scared…
Lift your head…

Wag Na Wag Mong Sasabihin by Kitchie Nadal

Maaaaaaaaaag… Magdamag mong sasabihin…
Wag na wag mong sasabihin…

On Bended Knees by Boyz II Men

Oh God give me the reason, I’m down… Abandon me…
I’m down on bended knees

Aspect – pantusok o pandurog ng yelo
Backlog – bacon saka egg
Balance Sheet – what comes out after eating a balance diet (ser Gerry, totoo ba?)
Beehive – magpakatino ka (nandiyan ang Shift Management Team)
Calculator – tawagan kita mamaya
Cattle – doon nakatila ang Hali at Leyna
CD-ROM – tingnan mo ang kwarto
City – bago mag-utso; a number to follow 6
Contemplate – not enough pinggan (Ate, pahugas po)
Debug – ang ipis
Dedicated – pinatay ang pusa
Deduct – ang pato
Defeat – ang paa (ng pato?)
Defense – ang bakod
Defer – ang balahibo
Deflate – ang plato
Defrag – ang palaka
Delivery – walang bayad. kapag working lunch, eh DELIVERY na ang tanghalian.
Delusion – maluwang. kapag maluwang ang damit, eh DELUSION.
Deposit – gripo. call DIPLOMA if DEPOSIT is leaking.
Depress – ang nagkasal sa PERSUADING. see PERSUADING.
Detail – ang buntot (ng pato?)
Detest – ang eksamin
Devalue – ang susunod sa letrang ‘V’
Devastation – dun sasakay ng bus
Devote – ang boto
Dilemma – brownout!
Effort – ‘dun nagla-land ang efflane
Forums – apat na kwarto
Ice Buko – is my hair ok?
It Depends – kainin mo ang bakod
July – nagsinungaling ka ba?
Liturgy – what comes after litur F
Masturbation – malawakang gutom
Persuading – unang kasal.
Predicate – pakawalan mo ang pusa
Profit – (capital P) messenger of God;(small P) patunayan mo
Protestant – tindahan ng prutas
Punctuation – pera para maka-enroll
Shampoo – bago mag-labing-isa
Statue – ikaw ba yan?
Tenacious – footwear for tennis
Thesis – ito ay…

You might already have read this from another friend’s blog or forwarded email. These have been old jokes but they remain funny (after all). I commented every line so every time someone would cut and face this post on his or her blog, I would be immortal. Sana kayanin nyo pa ulit ang pagtawa.

Anulled and void
[Ah, broken marriage...]

Are you joking my leg?
[Baka namanlong-legged legs pa yan. Ayos!]

Are you sure ka na ba?
[Blame Kris Aquino. ]

Base-to-base casis
[Anongbase ka nga ulit?]

Been there, been that.
[You must been everywhere... hahaha]

Beneath the belt
[Kung paano daw ako humirit. Nasaktan ba kita?]

Burn the bridge when you get there.
[Burn the bushes sabi ng officemate namin...]

Can you repeat that for the second time around once more from the top?
[Napagod ako dun ah. It's sweater than second time around.]

Can you repeat it once again?
[Isa ka pa!]

Can’t you just cut me some slacks?
[Straight cut?]

C’mon let’s join us!
[C'mon c'mon naman yan.]

Don’t touch me not!
[Noli Me Tange Ire]

Do you have more brighter ideas?
[Nagdilim ang paligid ko ah.]

First and for all.
[Last and for least...]

For all intense and purposes.
[Ka-tense ito.]

Forget it about it.
[Okay, I'll forgive it about it too.]

Get the most of both worlds.
[Makamundong nilalang ka!]

Give him the benefit of the daw.
[Ano daw?]

Hello?… For a while, please hang yourself…
[Wait! Hindi na ako makahinga. Sandali lang. HHEL--. Busy dial tone.]

Hi. I’m , What’s yours?
[Bwelo muna kasi, By the way I'm, what's yours dapat]

How much is the kidney meal?
[Kidney ni Jollibee ang ni-donate.]

I can’t take it anymore of this!
[I can't too!]

I couldn’t care a damn!
[Darn!]

I ran into some errands.
[Ano daan papuntang errands?]

If worse comes to shove.
[The shove comes worst.]

I’m only human nature.
[Oo nga naman, nagkakamali din anghuman nature.]

I’m very iterated!
[Naku! Takbo! Galit na siya!]

I’m sorry, my boss just passed away.
[Ah... umalis lang. Mabubuhay pa daw ba siya?]

In the wink of an eye.
[croons "Kisapmata"]

It’s a blessing in the sky.
[Google search "blessing in the sky", hindi ka lang nag-iisa.]

It’s a no-win-win situation.
[Pangit nga naman kasi kung lose-lose.]

It’s as brand as new.
[Anong brand nga 'to?]

It’s not my problem anymore! It’s your problem anymore!
[Parang minumura mo ako ha. Anymore rin.]

Let’s give them a big hand of applause.
[Horror ito.]

My answers have been prayered.
[Buti naman na-gets Niya.]

None ID. Nothing Entry.
[I have no to say more.]

Now and there.
[Hear and then.]

One of these days is not like the other.
["in another" pala ito - HP ERP joke]

Please me alone!
[Shut your up!]

Right there and right then.
[Kanina ka pa ha.. I'm starting to get iterated.]

So far, so good, so far.
[So?]

So… what’s a beautiful girl like you?….
[Napaghalo yunglyrics.]

Take things first at a time.
[First and fourth most.]

That’s what I’m talking about it.
[Talk to my finger 'coz you don't deserve a hand.]

The feeling is actual.
[Actual understanding pala.]

The more the manyer.
[The more entries you send the manyer chances of winning.]

The sky’s the langit.
[Di kita ma-reach. Taas mo, pre!Heaven!]

Well well well. Look do we have here!
[Well...]

What are friends are for?
[Sisihin ang kanta.]

What happened after the erection of the volcano?
[Ano bang lumalabas diyan sa erection? Siyempre lava. Kayo talaga!]

What is the next that is?
[Next entry.]

What is the world is coming to?
[End?]

Whatever you say so.
[Whatever!]

What’s your next class before this?
[Mapapaaga dropping nito.]

Where’d you came from?
[Saang planeta ka galing?]

You can never can tell.
[Destiny. Comical nga lang.]

You want to have your cake and bake it too.
[Parang si Wendy ah. Kung gusto mong magbreakfast, magluto ka.]

You’re barking at the wrong dog.
[Sit, tree, sit.]

I’m not sure if this was really a menu in a restaurant near the NAIA airport. Check out their menu. As you go on, it’s becoming more interesting and more flavorful.

1. TapSiLog – Tapa, Sinangag, Itlog
2. LongSiLog – Longganisa, Sinangag, Itlog
3. HotSiLog – Hotdog, Sinangag, Itlog
4. PorkSiLog – Pork, Sinangag, Itlog
5. ChickSiLog – Chicken, Sinangag, Itlog
6. AzuCarera – Adobong Aso
7. LugLog – Lugaw, Itlog
8. PaKapLog – Pandesal, Kape, Itlog
9. KaLog – Kanin, Itlog
10. PaKaLog – Pandesal, Kanin, Itlog
11. MaaLog na BetLog – Maalat na Itlog, Pakbet, Itlog
12. BaHaw – Bakang Inihaw
13. KalKal – Kalderetang Kalabaw
14. HiMas – Hipon Malasado
15. HiMas SuSo – Hipon Malasado, Sugpo, Keso
16. HiMas PekPek – Hipon Malasado, Kropek, Pinekpekan
17. PekPek Mong MaLaKi – Kropek, Pinekpekan, Monggo, Malasado, Laing, Kilawin
18. DiLa – Dinuguan, Laing
19. DiLaAn Mo – Dinuguan, Laing, Dalandan, Molo
20. BoKa BoKa – Bopis, Kanin, Bokayo, Kape
21. BoKa BoKa Mo Pa – Bopis, Kanin, Bokayo, Kape, Molong Pancit
22. KanToT – Kanin, Tortang, Talong
23. KanToT Pa – Kanin, Tortang Talong, Pancit
24. SiGe KanToT Pa – Sinigang na Pige, Kanin, Tortang Talong, Pancit
25. SiGe KanToT Pa iBaon mo – Sinigang na Pige, Kanin, Tortang Talong, Pancit… Take out
26. SiGe KanToT Pa Ha – Sinigang na Pige, Kanin, Tortang Talong, Pancit, Halo-halo
27. SiGe KanToT Pa iBaon mo Papa! – Sinigang na Pige, Kanin, Tortang Talong, Pancit… Take out with Ketchup
28. PaKanToT – Pandesal, Kanin, Tortang Talong
29. PaPaKanToT – Papaitan, Kanin, Tortang Talong
30. PaPaKanToT Ka Ba – Papaitan, Kanin, Tortang Talong, Kapeng Barako
31. PaKanToT Sa ‘Yo – Pandesal, Kanin, Tortang Talong, Saging + Yosi
32. PaKanToT Ka – Pandesal, Kanin, Tortang Talong, Kape
33. PaKanToT Ka habang MaTiGAs Pa – Pandesal, Kanin, Tortang Talong, Kape, Inihaw na Bangus, Maruya, Tinola, Ginisang Aso, Pancit [Super Meal!!!]
34. SuBo – Sugpo, Bopis
35. SuBo Mo – Sugpo, Bopis, Molo
36. SuBo Mo Pa – Sugpo, Bopis, Molo, Pancit
37. SuBo Mo Pa MaiGe – Sugpo, Bopis, Molo, Mais, Pige
38. SuBo Mo TiTe Ko – Sugpo, Bopis, Tinola, Teryaki, Kochinta
39. SuBo Mo TiTe Ko BiLis – Sugpo, Bopis, Tinola Teryaki, Kochinta, Bihon, Tawilis
40. SuBo Mo TiTe Ko BiLis, HAYOP! – same as #39, minura mo lang yung waiter kasi ang tagal ng order.

… na nabago na ng panahon at ng Pinoy at ni Ai-ai De Las Alas sa Tanging Ina Nyong Lahat!

Aanhin ang palasyo kung ang nakatira ay kuwago, mabuti pa ang bahay kubo, sa paligid ay puno ng linga.

Ako ang nagsaing… iba ang kumain. Diet ako eh.

An apple a day is too expensive.

An apple a day makes seven apples a week.

Ang buhay ay parang bato, it’s hard.

Ang buhay ay parang gulong, minsan nasa ibabaw, minsan nasa vulcanizing shop.

Ang hindi marunong magmahal sa sariling wika, lumaki sa ibang bansa.

Ang naglalakad ng matulin, late na sa appointment.

Ang taong di marunong lumingon sa kanyang pinanggalingan… ay may stiff neck.

Ang taong nagigipit … sa bumbay kumakapit.

Ang taong naglalakad nang matulin… may utang.

Batu-bato sa langit, ang tamaan… sapul.

Behind the clouds are the other clouds.

Better late than later.

Better late than pregnant.

Birds of the same feather make a good feather duster.

Birds of the same feather that prays together … stays together.

Do unto others … then run!!!

Hindi lahat ng kumikinang ay ginto … muta lang yan.

Huli man daw at magaling, undertime pa rin.

Huwag magbilang ng manok kung alaga mo ay itik.

It’s better to cheat than to repeat!

Kapag ang puno mabunga … mataba ang lupa!

Kapag maikli ang kumot, tumangkad ka na!

Kapag maiksi na ang kumot, bumili ka na ng bago.

Kapag may sinuksok at walang madukot, may nandukot.

Kapag may tiyaga, may nilaga. Kapag may taga, may tahi.

Kapag puno na ang salop, kumuha na ng ibang salop.

Magbiro ka na sa lasing, magbiro ka na sa bagong gising, huwag lang sa lasing na bagong gising.

Matalino man ang matsing, matsing pa rin.

No guts, no glory… no ID, no entry.

No man is an island because time is gold.

Pag may usok … may nag-iihaw.

Pagkahaba haba man ng prusisyon … mauubusan din ng kandila.

To err is human, to errs is humans.

Try and try until you succeed… or else try another.

Walang matigas na tinapay sa gutom na tao.

When all else fails, follow instructions.

When it rains … it floods.

Minamalat na naman ang puso ko.
Paano kasi, laging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo.

Uy, picture tayo!
Para ma-develop tayo!

Lecture mo ba ako?
Lab kasi kita.

Pwede ba kita maging driver?
Para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko.

Pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard?
Kasi type kita.

I hate to say this, but… you are like my underwear.
‘Coz i can’t last a day without you!

P’wede ba kitang maging sidecar?
Single kasi ako eh.

May lisensya ka ba?
‘Coz you’re driving me crazy.

May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo?
May sira ata relo ko. Pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humihinto ang oras.

Am I a bad shooter?
‘Coz i keep on missing you.

Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight?
O gusto mong dumaan ulit ako?

Mabilis ka siguro sa mga puzzle noh?
Kasi kakasimula pa lang ng araw ko, pero nabuo mo na agad.

Excuse me, are you a dictionary?
Because you give meaning to my life.

Bangin ka ba?
Nahuhulog kasi ako sa’yo.

Pustiso ka ba?
Kasi i can’t smile without you.

Pagod na pagod ka na noh?
Maghapon at magdamag ka na kasing tumatakbo sa isipan ko eh.

Anong height mo?
Ha?! Pano ka nagkasya sa loob ng puso ko?

Sana T na lang ako.
Para I’m always right next to U

Are you Jamaican??
Kasi Ja-maican me crazy!!

Ako ay isang exam.
Kaya sagutin mo na ako.

Hinde tayo tao. Hinde tayo hayop.
Bagay tayo. Bagay talaga tayo.

Ikaw ba may-ari ng Crayola?
Ikaw kasi nagbibigay ng kulay sa buhay ko.

Kung ikaw ay bola at ako ang player, mashu-shoot ba kita?
Hindi, para lagi kita mamimiss.

Can i take your picture?
Coz i want to show Santa exactly what i want for Christmas!

Exam ka ba?
Gustong gusto na kasi kitang i-take home eh!

Mahilig ka ba sa asukal?
Ang tamis kasi ng mga ngiti mo.

Ibibili kita ng salbabida.
Kasi malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko.

Grabe nakakatawa yung mga pick-up lines noh? hahaha! May alam ka pa bang iba?
Wala na akong maisip eh.
Coz all i ever think of is you.

I’m a bee.
Can you be my honey?

Nakakatakot di ba ang multo?
Pero mas nakakatakot kapag nawala ka sa buhay ko.

May butas ba puso mo?
Kasi natrap na ako sa loob, can’t find my way out!

Hey, did you fart?
Coz you blew me away!

Favorite subject mo ba Geometry.
Kasi kahit saang angle ka tignan ang ganda mo eh!

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1. Black Hawk Down – Ibong Maitim sa Ibaba
2. Dead Man’s Chest – Dodo ng Patay
3. I Know What You Did Last Summer – Uy! Aminin!
4. Love, Actually – Sa Totoo Lang, Pag-ibig
5. Million Dollar Baby – 50 Milyon Pisong Bata (it depends on the exchange rate)
6. The Blair Witch Project – Ang Proyekto ng Bruhang si Blair
7. Mary Poppins – Si Mariang May Putok
8. Snakes on a Plane – Nag-ahasan sa Ere
9. The Postman Always Rings Twice – Ang Kartero Kapag Dumundot Dalawang Beses
10. Sum of All Fears – Takot Mo, Takot Ko, Takot Nating Lahat
11. Swordfish – Talakitok
12. Pretty Woman – Ganda ng Lola Mo
13. Robin Hood, Men in Tights – Si Robin Hood at ang mga Felix Bakat
14. Four Weddings and a Funeral – Kahit Apat na Beses Ka Pang Magpakasal, Mamamatay Ka Rin
15. The Good, the Bad and the Ugly – Ako, Ikaw, Kayong Lahat
16. Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stone – Adik si Harry, Tumira ng Shabu
17. Click – Isang Pindot Ka Lang
18. Brokeback Mountain – May Nawasak sa Likod ng Bundok ng Tralala / Bumigay sa Bundok
19. The Day of the Dead – Ayaw Tumayo ng Mga Patay
20. Waterworld – Basang-basa
21. There’s Something About Mary – May Kuwan sa Ano ni Maria
22. Employee of the Month – Ang Sipsip
23. Resident Evil – Ang Biyenan
24. Kill Bill – Kilitiin sa Bilbil
25. The Grudge – Lintik Lang ang Walang Ganti
26. Nightmare Before Christmas – Bangungot Sa Noche Buena
27. Never Been Kissed – Pangit Kasi
28. Gone in 60 Seconds – One Round, Tulog
29. The Fast and the Furious – Ang Bitin, Galit
30. Too Fast and Too Furious – Kapag Sobrang Bitin, Sobrang Galit
31. Dude, Where’s My Car – Dong, Anong Level Ulit Tayo Nagpark?
32. Beauty and the Beast – Ang Asawa Ko at Ang Nanay Niya
33. The Lord of the Rings – Ang Alahero

Bitin? Here is the sequel.